The Good Life

I overheard this conversation the other day and it cracked me up so hard I had to post it. I have been really down about the excuse for a love life that I endure and after this I just couldn't take myself  seriously anymore.  OK, we may not be attaches to rock stars but I think we all have high points.  Just play Mad Libs and [insert word here].

There were two women at a table, one was going on about a particular loser she was dating when her friend cut her off.  The following is a near exact transcript, as close as I can remember:

Her: "OK, hold on.  This loser can basically only live online, right?  And he moved on from you to someone that doggedly follows your every move, down to your hair?  But he wont admit to dating you?"
Other Her: "Bascally"
H: "And he's terrified that his friends will give him a hard time about dating you, right?"
O:  "yeah"
H:  "Ok.  Now, how many certified, actual rock stars have had no problem admitting that they are interested in you in front of a concert hall, fans, friends, strangers, Spin magazine and in one case his girlfriend?"
O: "Ummm...I...ummm..."
H: "...cuz by my count it's at least 4, NOT counting the Aussie that kept phoning you at home wanting you to go on tour with him.  And then there's that one actor if we are going to count everyone.  And those comic book people that got famous. And I'm going to throw in the assassin for fun."
O: "Um...well...I...but...."
H:  "...so I'm thinking there is NO reason for ANYONE to have a problem admitting they are dating YOU.  And anyone that wouldn't throw that guy a damn party is a fucking idiot. Geeze. What kind of morons are you hangin' with?  I think we have found the root of the problem here. You know you don't slum well!  Stop trying! It never works for you!"
O: "O.O" (pause) "OK. I can't argue with that."
H: "Literally.  There's documentation."
O: "OK I may have forgotten who I am for a minute there."

Lets not forget who we are!

Day turns to night, night turns to whatever we want
We're young enough to say...

This one doesnt suck! Buy it now!

My friend Zoltan Mint, owner of Jack's - a helluva fun nightclub if you haven't been there already - just invented a game.  It's one of those "conversation starter" games, only this one is actually fun and sucked down over an hour in the blink of an eye.  It's available on marketplace and at a kiosk at Jack's with even more subject cards (hint: we played the sex one.  It's really naughty - but still fun!).  It also matches my decor.  You must get one of your own!  This or That is listed under adult so you have to be logged in with your mature checkbox ticked.

The Crazy Ass Hair Hunt 2

They say "arse", I say I've been an accomplished swearer since I was 6.  Anyway, this is the single most pleasant hunt I have ever been on (twice) for very simple reasons.

1.  The stores that participate are widely varied.  Not all are clothes or hair.  Most are wildly creative.  It's fun to just wander...or rez a boat and sail... Whatever!  Fun!
2.  There are only 60 or so stores in the hunt.  There is no pressure, no lag, and you can browse at your leisure.  Plus, by wearing each hair as you get it, you do it all while giggling madly.

Who can beat that??

The official blog and flicker groups are below (though I like to save the surprise for when I get the item...but that's just me and I'm weird).
Stalk My Blog - The Crazy Arse Hair Hunt 2
http://www.flickr.com/groups/cahh/

...and since I know many of you (like me) are iffy about committing to a hunt unless there is a hint blog posted, the hint blog is below - the #s are SLURLs that will take you right to the stores.  Let's hear it for Maleficent again and all her hard work putting this together for us!

The Hunt Locations - The Crazy Arse Hair Hunt 2

ChiChickie

Bitches Ain't Shit!

Thank you, Slappy Doobie, for my introduction to life on the streets.

Yes, I believe that all worlds will eventually be digital. Why?

This is genius:  Pixels: by Patrick Jean